You can quit smokin but your still gonna die
Cut out cokin but your still gonna die
Eliminate everything fatty and fried and
you can get real healthy but your still gonna die
Stop drinkin booze your still gonna die
Stay away from loose women, son, your still gonna die
You can cut out coffee and never get high
but your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
chorus
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
You can even give aerobics one more try but
when the music stops playin your still gonna die
Put seatbelts in your car your still gonna die
Cut nicotine and tar your still gonna die
You can exercise that celulite right off of your thigh,
get slimmer and trimmer but your still gonna die
Stop gettin a tan your still gonna die
Eat a lot of oat bran your still gonna die
You can search for UFOs up in the sky,
might fly you to Mars where your still gonna die
chorus
Your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
With all the REBOK and NIKEs passin you by,
you can jog on up to Heaven but your still gonna die
Drink Jensing tonics, your still gonna die
Try high colonics, your still gonna die
You can have yourself frozen, suspended in time
but when they thaw you out, huh, your still gonna die
You can have safe sex, your still gonna die
You can switch to Crest but your still gonna die
You can get rid of stress, get alot of rest,
get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, move out west
where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred
but your still gonna die
chorus
Your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die
So you better have some fun before you say BYE BYE
Cause your still gonna, still gonna,
still gonna, still gonna, still gonna,
still gonna, still gonna die
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