Well, I've got friends Indians, Whites, and Africans! And I've got friends That work in bars and play in bands My rock & roll friends Will steal your chicks and wreck your van But rock & roll friends Know what it takes to be a man. And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And rock & roll friends Do each other's taxes and The rock and roll plan Is to be as cool as you can And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And rock & roll friends Check each other's books back in And Rock & Roll Dan's got a 50-foot mustache I can't stand.