---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Want em Dead - Sloppy Seconds ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: EADGBE Chords: e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7---------------6------------------------------------------------------| D|--7---9---5---7---6------------------------------------------------------| A|--5---9---5---7---4------------------------------------------------------| E|------7---3---5----------------------------------------------------------| Intro: e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------66/77-66/77-66/77-777-----------------------------------| D|-555555--777777--66/77-66/77-66/77-777-----------------------------------| A|-555555--777777--44/55-44/55-44/55-555-----------------------------------| E|-333333--555555----------------------------------------------------------| I took my car in to get it fixed And i give the keys to some teethless hick Who picks his nose and spits / I want him dead! And later on i go to shop for clothes And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose "Can i help you with those?" / I want him dead! And every time i see that stuck up topless dancer I only want her to grow old and die of cancer Cause i wanna set a bonfire in her hair See her fry in the electric chair Cause thats how much i care / I want her dead! Solo: Sorry bros, I don't have the solo yet. I'm more of an improviser, but if you mess with the C minor penatonic scale starting at the 8th fret on the thick E string it'll sound pretty good. Oi! Oi! And i ask myself well how can it be right To wish these awful deaths on people day and night But when i ask why thats the way that it must be I only tell myself 'well better them than me'. Cause it's not that i'm such an awful guy Don't ask me cause i don't know why But certain people must die / I want 'em dead! Yeah, I wish they'd take a leap from a windowsill, Or overdose on sleeping pills Curiosity kills / I want 'em dead! Everyone who's afraid to dance And everyone who wears panters' pants And the whole nation of France I want 'em dead! You better take a dive on a live grenade Or slit your throat with a razor blade I wish you'd all get aids / I want 'em dead! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! They got a go They got a go / I want 'em dead! And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Don't know why they got a die / But i want them dead! De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead DEAD DEAD DEAD DDDD I want 'em dead | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note ============================================================================