"Sex Farm" (Guest, McKean, Reiner, Shearer) By Spinal Tap This is off Spinal Tap's self titled album (alias Smell the Glove). It takes the sophisticated topic of sex and puts it on a farm. What a visionaristic idea! All chords are barred. Riff : Play A chord on the 5th fret and hammer on and pull off of the D chord on the 5th fret. Repeat this during the verses Fill : slide Fill : slide slide (X) slide (XII) Intro (X2) Verse 1 Riff Fill Working on a sex farm Riff Fill Trying to raise some hard love Riff Fill Getting out my pitchfork Riff Fill Poking your hay Riff Fill Snatching in your henhouse Riff Fill Sniffing at your feedbag Riff Fill Slipping out your backdoor Riff Fill Leaving my spread Chorus Sex farm woman I'm gonna lower? you down Sex farm woman I'll rake and hoe you down Sex farm woman (II) Don't you see my silo rising high......high Verse 2 Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering your livestock They know what I need Working up a hot sweat Crashing in your pea patch Plowing through your bean fields Planting my seed Chorus Sex farm woman I'll be your hired hand Sex farm woman I'll let my offer stand Sex farm woman Don't hear my tractor revving high.....high Repeat Intro Repeat 1st half of Verse 1 End on Fill B.