LOVE SONG FOR TONY BLAIR by STANLEY FORBES
VERSE 1:
Tony Blair, There's something about you,
I don't think it's your wavy hair,
Or your ashen face,
Or your fondness for posterity,
Your obvious sincerity
Your lack of animosity
Or your over generosity
(pause)
It must be Your beautiful
Smile.
BRIDGE:
They called you girls' names at school, how cruel,
To me you're as butch as butch can be,
And who gives a monkeys about WMDs,
Your toothy grin is surely enough to please,
And appease the needs of the beorgeoisies,
And hide this country's mediocrities,
And banish all the fallacies,
Purported by your enemies
Oh Tony, Tony Blair, I don't care
What other people might say,
Cos you're the brightest light in my
God-fearing day.
Oh, leave Cherie, and the trappings of this democracy,
And run away with me...(scream)
REPEAT VERSE 1 TO END
(I know it's not a very popular song, but it's one of my favourites! You can hear it on