ago. My thanks go to him for all his expertise and efforts! It might have been edited a bit from his original for my own use. Haitian Divorce - Steely Dan ---------------------------- INTRO: / / / / / / / Babs and clean willy were in love they said So in love the preachers face turned red Soon every-body knew the thing was dead / He shouts she bites they wrangle through the night Semi mo-jo who's this kinky so and so, papa go... A (flat 5th) Bbm11 He shouts she bites .... CHORUS: Oh - oh - oh No hesi - tation no tears & no hearts breakin' no remorse Oh - oh - oh... Con - grat-u- lations this is your Hai-itian Divorce Now it goes back to the second verse- same as the first (but different words!) After the second chorus, it goes to a middle eight type thing with the words: "At the grotto, in the easy chair, sits the Charlie...." etc Going in to this, the last line of the chorus is slightly different in that you don't play the E, G#m7 and A chords but go straight from Em6 to : MIDDLE 8: () At the grotto in the easy chair sits the Charlie with the lotion and the kinky hair when she laughed she said it all The band was hot so they danced a famous merango (?) now we dolly back now we fade to black INSTRUMENTAL (Guitar solo): G / F7 / C / Bb7 A7 (play three times) / / / / / / / / / Next it goes to another verse (verse 3) Same chords as before Then another chorus At the end of the third chorus, play as for the second chorus i.e miss out the and chords Instead of these go straight into another instrumental bit, same as above for the first threee lines (i.e the three repetition of the first line) but then play: Fmaj7 / / / Em7 / Em6 / and repeat this line as much as you want (the song fades here) For some chords I've put alternative shapes for the same chord. Take your pick EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x7x787 x79787 x7x687 022100 464444 577655 (use the first Em7 shape for the intro bit with Em7 and Em6) EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 799877 244222 242222 x46454 x02120 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x24444 x1212x 355433 353433 353453 3x3455 / EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x57777 x35555 x0764x 6x664x x79987 x24232 flat5 Bbm11 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x35453 131211 575655 x35353 x57575