Craig Christ Stephen Lynch Unreleased This Song Rocks!! I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself. Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords. -Jeff Fardink Chords: EADGBe Epow-...022xxx -...032xxx -.....0212xx -......022100 -.....320010 -.....002210 Intro: Epow- x4 Epow- Everyone knows Jesus Epow- The guy who healed the lame Epow- Well I am Jesus' brother Craig is my name Epow- Jesus is the prince of peace Epow- Jesus is the lamb Epow- Jesus is the son of god But Craig don't give a damn - Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night - I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light - I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20 - But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow - I'm fuckin' Craig - I'm fuckin' Craig - Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Epow- Craig Christ Epow- x4 Epow- I hang out with Leppers Epow- Barabas and Sodomay Epow- Jesus' friends are called apostles Those dudes are totally gay Epow- Jesus performs miracles Epow- From Galilee to Rome Epow- But it would be a miracle If he brought a fuckin' lady home - Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin' - Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin' - I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin, - But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn - I'm fuckin' Craig - Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig - Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Epow- Craig Christ Epow- x1 Jesus was our mother's fave All her love to him she gave But theres no sibling rivalry When hes nailed to that tree - And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do - But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through - And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how - who and why and when and where is my messiah now - Its fuckin' Craig - Its fuckin' Craig - Fuckin' Craig - Fuckin' Craig Epow- Craig Christ Epow- Craig Christ Epow- Craig Christ Epow- I'm fuckin Craig