Chords: : XX0232 : XX0230 : XX0032 : X40232 /: X20232 : 200232 : X24432 : X04432 : 320033 : X02220 Intro: --- / Here we are, dear old friend. You and I, drunk again. / Laughs have been had and tears have been shed. Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. But if I were gay, I would give you my heart. And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art. And if I were gay, we would swim in romance. But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants. --- 2x / It's not that I don't care, I do. I just don't see myself in you. / Another time, another scene. I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean. Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul. And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being. And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls. But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand. --- 4x We've never hugged; we've never kissed. I've never been intimate with your fist. But you have opened brand new doors. Get over here and drop your drawers. --------