Grandfather Die Somebody else posted this originally this is just the corrected version. Its a little harder, but it sounds a lot better When grandfahter dies Life will strange When grandfather dies my whole world will change when granderfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell cause I'll f**king rich as hell Chorus b minor C So grandfather die (yeah) don't keep me in suspense b minor C oh, grandfather cough (whoa) up that inheritance b minor C oh grandfather don't hold on another day b minor C i love you to death am but I've got bills to pay then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- A stroke would be nice disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes In my new swimmin' pool I'll jam with the Stones I'll dine with the Queen So what say we unplug that machine. (So here we go, everybody now) b minor C So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass b minor C oh grandfather think of all the juicy angel ass b minor C oh grandfather die before the fiscal year bminor oh how I am wish Kevorkian were here then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- Bridge For God's sake, you must be as old as the hills I'm sick of the stench from your diaper spills. You're deaf, dumb, and blind and an amputee you Don't make new blood every time that you pee your arthritis acts up whenever it rains your so old, your penis has vericose veins oh why don't do die grandpa why must you fight you old motherf**ker just walk towards the goddamn light oohh walk toward the light old man walk toward the light old man then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- It's all over now My granddaddy's dead a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head Before I collect A small oversight But everything should turn out alright I'll start working on my grandma... Precious... Tonight