Grandfather Die I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm... When grandfahter dies Life will strange When grandfather dies my whole world will change when granderfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell cause I'll f**king rich as hell Chorus So grandfather die don't keep me in suspense oh, grandfather cough up that inheritance oh grandfather don't hold on another day I love you to death but I've got bills to pay (Stroke Down Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- A stroke would be nice disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes In my new swimmin' pool I'll party with Hef I'll dine with the Queen Now what say we unplug that machine. Now grandfather die before the Fiscal Year oh grandfather I Wish Kervorkian were here oh grandfather fly just take your final vow oh grandfather die the family hates you anyhow (Stroke Down Slowly Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- Bridge For God's sake, you must be as old as the sun you're social security number is one You're deaf, dumb, and blind and an amputee you donate your blood every time that you pee your arthritis acts up whenever it rains your so old, your penis has vericose veins oh why don't do die grandpa why must you fight you old motherf**ker just walk towards the goddamn light oohh walk toward the light old man (Stroke Down Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- It's all over now My granddaddy's dead a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head Before I collect A small oversight But everything should work out alright I'll start working on my grandma tonight Chords: (320022) (x24432) (x32010) (xx0232) (x02210) If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the right ones then just be proud of yourself...