His Songs are real easy and yet beautiful. A winning match! Grandfather Die When grandfahter dies Life will strange When grandfather dies my whole world will change when granderfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell cause I'll f**king rich as hell Chorus So grandfather die (yeah) don't keep me in suspense oh, grandfather cough (whoa) up that inheritance oh grandfather don't hold on another day i love you to death but I've got bills to pay then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- A stroke would be nice disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes In my new swimmin' pool I'll jam with the Stones I'll dine with the Queen So what say we unplug that machine. (So here we go, everybody now) So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass oh grandfather think of all the juicy angel ass oh grandfather die before the fiscal year oh how I wish Kevorkian were here then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- Bridge For God's sake, you must be as old as the hills I'm sick of the stench from your diaper spills. You're deaf, dumb, and blind and an amputee you Don't make new blood every time that you pee your arthritis acts up whenever it rains your so old, your penis has vericose veins oh why don't do die grandpa why must you fight you old motherf**ker just walk towards the goddamn light oohh walk toward the light old man walk toward the light old man then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- It's all over now My granddaddy's dead a mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head Before I collect A small oversight But everything should turn out alright I'll start working on my grandma... Precious... Tonight have any major life questions check the manual. there is a god, there is a plan and the space ship is coming!!! - Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents