Intro: (x4) Verse one: / Here we are, dear old friend You and I, drunk again. / Laughs have been had, tears have been shed. Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. Chorus one: But if I were gay I would give you my heart. And if I were gay you'd be my work of art. And if I were gay we would swim in romance. But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my (x2) pants. Verse two: / It's not that I dont care, I do. I just dont see myself in you. / Another time another scene I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:) Chorus two: Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul. And if i were gay I would give you my whole being. And if i were gay we would tear down the walls. But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my.. (x2) hand. Outro: We've never hugged... weve never kissed. I've never been intimate with your fist. But you have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop your.. (x4) drawers. End on D Chords used: ......x02220 .....x24432 ...x04432 ......xx0232 ...200232 /...x20232 ...x40232 ..xx0230 ....xx0032 ......320033