If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey. E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide to this after holding C.) INTRO: CCCCCCC :x4(very fast) Verse 1: She's part girl, she's part boy, She's got parts everyone can enjoy. She's got more, she's got less, She's got her manhood tucked in her dress. (repeat intro) Verse 2: Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy, When I try to please her I get poked in the eye! C/? ? (x2) Verse 3: / ? She wears lace and she wears flannel, /? She watches football AND the Lifetime channel! / ? Whats that bulge under her nighty? / ? It must be Hermaphroditey! Verse 4: Some things are white, Some things are black, Some girls wear make-up, E(play once and stop suddenly) Mine shaves her back. She is still beautiful, She is still fine, It's too bad her package Is bigger than mine. C/?? Verse 5: / ? She can't help her imperfections, / ? She gets jock itch from her yeast infections, / ? Who stole all my tighty whities? / ? It must be Hermaphroditey!