This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch -----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---| Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---| D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---| Intro: 4x **** e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------| B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------| A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------| Here we are, dear old friends * You and i, drunk again laughs have been had and tears have been shed * maybe the whisky has gone to my head Chorus: but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you'd be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants Intro: 2x- , , , * Verse: Its not that i dont care, i do * i just dont see myself in you another time, another scene * i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean Chorus: cuz if i were gay i would give you my soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls But I'm Not gay so wont you stop cupping my...hand Intro: 2x- , , , * Ending: * we've never hugged,we've never kissed * i've never been intimate with your fist * But you have opened brand new doors get over here and * ,,,* drop your Drawers ============================================================================ I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G eigth notes. Happy Hunting.