Artist: Stephen Lynch Song: Kill a Kitten Album: A Little Bit Special Track: 22 AIM: unhlax23 Chords: (022000) (x32010) (320033) (xx0232) Intro: x4 Verse 1: When the game of life makes you Feel like quittin It helps a lot if you Kill a kitten Mark my words cause from Where I'm sittin You can't go wrong if you Kill a kitten Verse 2: (play like previous verse) Chorus: Feed it turpentine, or break it's spine (stop) Crush it with you're shoe, as long as you Kill a kitten x2 Verse 2: (play like other verses) Chorus.(play like other chorus) Then x2 Outro: Play Em over these lyrics: Killing Kittens isn't easy And if the though makes you feel queasy Grab a pitchfork from the shed And kill a puppy dog instead, yeah (start playing Em C G D) Kill a kitten You got to kill a kitten A little furry kitten You got to kill that kitten Then he just repeats kill a kitten with someone else singing behind him.