capo on first fret
*muted strums*
*alternate between muted strums and D*
(X8)
missed my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming
boss man singing his same old song
rolled in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower
walk of shame with two different shoes on.
now its poor me, why me, oh me
boring the same old worn out blah blah story
there's no good explanation for it at all.
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
life dont go quite like you plan it
we try so hard to understand it
(stop)
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens.
my trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac
i'll be right back, going down to wally world
that yellow light turned red too quickly
knew that truck the moment it hit me
out stepped my ex and his new girl
(spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.)
now its poor me, why me, oh me
boring the same old worn out blah blah story
there's no good explanation for it at all.
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
life dont go quite like you plan it
we try so hard to understand it
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens.
aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning
(stop)
aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing
life dont go quite like you plan it
we try so hard to understand it
the irrefutable, indisputable fact is
oh, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is
(stop)
pshh, it happens.
NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in
a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to
the track to hear how it sounds. :)