Beelze
I am complete!
Both
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Beelze
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
JB
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelze
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
JB
If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelze
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
JB
Then you can take Kage back to hell…
KG
What!?
JB
Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG
What the fuck are you talkin about?
JB
To be your little bitch
Beelze
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
D5C#5
I'm the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
JB
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
KG
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
JB
Listen to me-
KG
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
JB
God dammit Kage,
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
KG
Noo…
JB
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
KG
Dude,
we've been through so much shit
JB
De-activated lasers with my dick
BOTH
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
JB
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
you are the devil, we are the D
BOTH
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
Beelze
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!
JB
No!
Beelze
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
JB
From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!
Beelze
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!