This site needs more Good Life tabs.
Intro:
I'm not an artist, I'm an asshole without a job,
making money off alcohol.
Making money off calling myself out,
"Look at me! A fraud, a phony!"
Entertainer- that's all you'll ever become.
You're no artist - you're a musician.
So entertain us, come on and sing us a song.
Keep the customers drunk.
I'm not a writer, I'm a kid with a guitar,
and a notebook of scattered thoughts.
Hum a tune, strum the blues, write some cryptic words.
Whatever works to get you to the next verse.
Entertainer- and once the curtains are drawn
you're screaming contradiction.
So entertain us, come on, sing us a song
The customer's never wrong
I'm not a singer, I'm the one with the microphone.
I've been making shit up as I go.
I'm not a singer - they handed me a microphone,
said "Play along! the show's gotta go on!"
And the show must go on
"Entertain us! Entertain us!"
Give the customers what they want.
Entertainer- you're so down in the mouth,
but sales are up this month.