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The Social Services - The Baltic Sea

          
Oh Sweden I'm sorry to say
                       
That you're tedious sometimes
                   
Your natural beauty is unsurpassed
                             
Your children are healthy and ruddy
                          
Your recycling facilities are second to none
                               
You're an ethical, peace-loving nation
                                
You design such great furniture and storage solutions
                     
And mass-produce them too


                    
But nobody smiles back at me
                          
On the underground on my way to work
                       
You're as cold as the Baltic Sea
                      
And you close your doors so readily


                             
But your lakes are so clean for swimming in
                           
Your mountains so white for skiing on
                        
Your forests are so full of blueberries
                          
Your summers are cloudless sky


                    
But nobody smiles back at me
                          
On the underground on my way to work
                       
You're as cold as the Baltic Sea
                      
And you close your doors so readily

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But I could be your friend
                               
I'll come round for tea when you're all alone
          
I can make you laugh
                              
I'll chat to you all night long on the phone


         
We can be your friends
    
We can be your friends
             
We can be your friends