Intro: x 4
He loves your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him. Grab him from behind
Oh baby, you’re such a pretty thing
I can’t wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
You don’t need no wax job, you’re smooth enough for me
If you need your oil changed, I’ll do it for you free.
Oh baby, the pleasure’d be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck, and park it where the sun don’t shine
x 4
Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end
As his legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend.
Oh oh baby, you’re such a tasty treat
But I’m under doctor’s orders, I’m afraid to over eat.
He loves your sense of humor, disposition too
There’s absolutely nothing that he don’t love about you
Oh baby, I’m on my hands and knees
My life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go on to the airport now and I’m going home and cry.
x 2
He loves your Electric dumplings
He loves your Red bell peppers
He loves your Fuel injection
He loves your Service charge
He loves your Five-speed gearbox
He loves your Long endurance
He loves your Quest for junk food
He loves your Big refrigerator
He loves your Trembling Wilbury
He loves your Marble earrings
He loves your Purple curtains
He loves your Power steering
He loves your Bottled water
He loves your Parts and service
The rest of the song is the same pattern: .