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Inflatable You Tab

by Tim Minchin


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-NOTE:-
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Okay this is both my first tab and a conversion from piano to guitar. So it's a
little s**t, I believe is the word, but it is close to correct... well I did
change some of the chords, but, meh it sounds pretty good.

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			     Inflatable You - Tim Minchin
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Tuning: eBGDAE (standard tuning)

Strumming patterns:
=down
u=up
WOW! AMAZING!!!

D strumming pattern in verses

        u      u      u      u
e|--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--|
B|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|
G|--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

A strumming pattern in verses
        u      u      u      u
e|--------------------------------------|
B|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--|
G|--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--|
D|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

A to Am for last line in verse
    all downward strums
e|------------------------------------|
B|--2--2--2--2--1------2--2--2--2--1--|
G|--2--2--2--2--2------2--2--2--2--2--|
D|--2--2--2--2--2------2--2--2--2--2--|
A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|

Strumming pattern for chorus/outro
ddududud


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Verse 1
come in with strumming pattern \/here
                               
Your love for me is not debatable
                               
Your sexual appetite’s insatiable
                             
You never ever make me waitable
                                   
Delectable, inflatable you.

                                  
You don’t have problems with your weight at all
                            
You never steal food off my plate at all
                      
I never have to masturbate at all
                                   
Unstoppable, inflatable you.

                       
You never seem to menstruate at all
                             
So you’re not angry when I’m late at all
                       
I feel permanently felatable
                                  
Unpoppable, inflatable you.

Chorus 1
                                        
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
                                                   
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
                                               
In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown
                           
We could just float forever whatever the weather
                             
Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.

Verse 2
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you ‘round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you’re rootable
Commutable, refutable you.

You’re never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
It’s know an static electricity
Felicity when I’m kissing you.

Chorus 2
Your skin is so smooth – I couldn’t afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

Verse 3
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position’s feasible
Although you don’t bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don’t complain about my hairy back
Or ‘bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You’re not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

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//Solo done roughly from memory.                             //
//Just mess around with those rough notes and chuck in some  //
//bends as it goes out of tune further in.                   //
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Solo                         x2
e|----------------------------| |---------------------------------|
B|----------------------------| |---------------------------------|
G|--9-8-6-6----8--8--6--5--4--| |-----4--4--5----/9--8------9--8--|
D|----------------------------| |---------------------------------|
A|----------------------------| |---------------------------------|
E|----------------------------| |---------------------------------|

Second guitar or Bass line during solo
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|--1--4--8-6-8--6--4--3--0--|

Outro

Don’t let me down.

Don’t let me down.

Don’t let me down.
                   
And I won’t let you      dow-ow-own. 


| /  slide up
| \  slide down
|   hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note

Enjoy!
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