SECRET CRUSH
-Tim Wilson
INTRO
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VERSE 1
She's got a nice body Her hair is dark
When she take's it doggy style She likes to bark
Not that I would know A little birdy told me
Excuse me while I go masturbate
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CHORUS
I lover her She hates me
She's got a great personality
I've got a secret crush
I've got a secret crush
VERSE 2
She's really smart, I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day, while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass
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CHORUS
INTERLUDE
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VERSE 3
I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg
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CHORUS
OUTRO
I've got a secret crush
I've got a secret crush