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I MIGHT BE A CUNT - TISM
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Tuning: Standard
A note for fans, Yay! TISM!
Lyrics:
I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic
I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick!
I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief
At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
Knicker knicker knob me????
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder?
I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
but im not a fucking cunt!
but im not a fucking cunt!
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