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by Tom Green


Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

An comments or whatever, mail to oo-pin@euronet.be (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.

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Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
                                         
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
                                                    
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

   

    (2x)

                                                       
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

   

                                             
Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer
                                            
Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer
                                                  
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
                                         
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
                                          
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
                                                      
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
                                                               
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)

RUB YOUR TESTICLES

WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
                                                      
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
                                                                
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
                           
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
                                                        
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

                                                               
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
                                                             
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
                                                       
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time