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I Got It from Agnes - Tom Lehrer
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Tuning: Standard (CAP0 3rd Fret)
I love my friends, and they love me
We're just as close as we can be
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share
I got it from Agnes, She got it from Jim
We all agree it must have been, Louise who gave it to him
She got it from Harry, Who got it from Marie
And everybody knows that Marie... Got it from me
Giles got it from Daphne, She got it from Joan
Who picked it up in County Cork, kissin the Blarney Stone
Pierre gave it to Sheila, Who must have brought it there
He got it from Francois and Jacques Aha... Lucky Pierre
Max got it from Edith, Who gets it every spring
She got it from her Daddy, Who just gives her everything
She then gave it to Daniel, Whose spaniel has it now
Our dentist even got it, And we're still... wondering how
But I got it from Agnes, Or maybe it was Sue
Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie
It doesn't matter who
It might have been at the club
Or at the pub, or in the loo
And if you will be my friend
Then I might mind you, mind you I said might
Give it to you