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National Brotherhood Week - Tom Lehrer
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Tuning: Standard
Oh the white folks hate the black folks
And the black folks hate the white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek to cheek
Its fun to eulogize, the people you despise
As long as you dont let them in your school
Oh the poor folks hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
All of my folks hate all of your folks
Its American as apple pie
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans because its very chic
Step up and shake the hand of someone you cant stand
You can tolerate him if you try
Oh the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Moslems
And everybody hates the Jews
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week
It's National Everyone smile at one another hood Week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
Its only for a week so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesnt last all year