Tripod - A Shandy Too Far Intro: Table for one, Preferably out of the sun, Somewhere where it's quiet. And a coffee too, Better make it black right through, I'm feeling fairly shite. I don't think I have enough class, To handle drinking from a glass, (stop) Get me water in a pla stic cup. G & S: I went a shandy too far, I woke up in the bed of, (stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know, I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far. Mmmm... yum, yum, yum... Comfortable bed... G & S: (Comfortable bed...) Shame about the pain in my head. Where'd I leave my shoes? G & S: (Well, they're just over there...) Well, they're over there, G & S: (Over there...) Underneath my underwear, And where'd I get this bruise? I can hear her come down the hall, EF And bang her head against the wall, And wish she didn't have... ... appalling luck. She went a shandy too far, I woke up in the bed of, (stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far. Take my advice, in a crisis, Catch a taxi, catch a bus. But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, 'Cause there's a caveman inside, Your brain's just coming along for the ride, You'd think I'd learn. Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...) I don't know it all, When it will be safe to call. FF# We used to be quite friendly, But this could be the end. (stop, tacet from here) Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, Bring back G Someone who I never thought I'd do. I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far. (They all start shouting at once) Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh Ooooo-wa, oooh, Shandy too far. Never happened to me personally, of course. Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Is Mum in the audience again?! Ooooo-wa, oooh, Shandy too far. Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Ooooo-wa, oooh, Shandy too far... Scod: Shandy too far... Gatesy: Shandy too far. Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, How much money? Ooooo-wa, oooh, (let ring) Shandy too... Scod: Shandy too... Shandy too... ... far_ooooooooh