Two For The Show artist: Trooper intro: (piano), then... - Two for the show And my mother wants to go It'll break her heart when I tell her - She's too old I'm in my place I got makeup all over my face I think I know my lines But I dunno Chorus: One for the money Two for the show Three for the lady on the radio Four might be the one You'll never know, you'll never know If only there was a better way to go (way to go) Two for the show Waiting in the wings While the queen of virtue sings It'll break her heart when I tell her - She's out of key If they gave her half a chance She could soon learn how to dance So she could earn her living Gracefully Chorus: One for the money Two for the show Three for the lady on the radio Four might be the one You'll never know, you'll never know If only there was a better way to go (way to go) Two for the show instrumental: ( verse chords ) repeat chorus once, then one for the money two for the show.......( fade )