The Undertones - "My perfect Cousin" intro -> -> X4 3rd 5th 5th 12th Verse 1: Now I've got a cousin called Kevin, He's sure to go to Heaven, always spotless, clean and neat, as smooth as you get 'em. He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket, My ma says they cost a packet, but she won't even let me explain, that me and Kevin, we just look the same Chorus: Oh, my perfect cousin, what I like to do he doesn't, He's his family's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy. Verse2: He's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and bionics, He thinks that I'm a cabbage, `cos I hate "University Challenge", Even at the age of ten, Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then, He always beat me at "Subbuteo", `Cos he flicked to kick, and I didn't know. Chorus Break: X2 X2 -> x2 or 3... Verse3: His mother bought him a synthesizer, got the Human League in to advise her, Now he's making lots of noise, playing along with the Art school boys, Girls try to attract his attention, but what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection, he will never be left on the shelf 'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself. Chorus: Outro: as intro and fade. I hope somebody likes the undertones out there... Cheers.... Chris. ****************************************************************** * I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible * * "The picture of Dorian Gray" - Oscar Wilde * ******************************************************************