What Would William Shatner Do?
Warp 11
Intro: ------------ (x2)
Verse 1:
I’ve got a girl, the coolest girl in the world
But she ain’t fly for the guys in sci-fi
And I’m a guy with a model Enterprise
Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out
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I’ve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans
And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt
Black boots and a red miniskirt
I’ll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out
Bridge 1:
I’ve got to think about it
I’ve got to work it through
If she learns my dark secret
What would William Shatner do?
Chorus:
What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3)
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Verse 2: (same as V1)
I’ve got a chick, in bed a lunatic
Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars
And I know only one thing for sure
I’ll never score If she ever finds out
Bridge 2:
I’ve got to make a choice now
Deceive her or tell her true
I know Vulcans never lie but
What would William Shatner do?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute)
I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls
Alien nations, deep space stations
I love flying saucers, say “live long and prosper”
“May the force be with you”, Mr. Sulu
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I want to be your man, “by your command”
Don’t want us to be undone, “danger Will Robinson!”
And if I decree “beedee beedee bee”
Does that mean we’ll be through?
What would William Shatner do? Do----
(Repeat Chorus) x2