"Yoda" -- "Weird Al" Yankovic
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated
Soda S-O-- soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said
Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well I left home just a week before
And I never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my
Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."
Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
(repeat until tired)
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