Intro or PM ________________________________ E|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7| E|-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0| Verse 1 (power chords/5ths palm muted) You, you think you're such a badass __________________ You think you're such a rough neck Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio Well, I think it's really sad though And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band Chorus When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win Verse 2 Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime You're steppin' on a land mine Your gonna shoot your eye out I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick Chorus When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win Bridge Verse 3 You, you think you're still a bad ass You think you're still a rough neck Well let's take this outside