Main Riff: / / / / / / / / |---------|--4-------------|--4-----| |---------|--5-------------|--5-----| |.--------|--6-------------|--6----.| |.--------|--6-------------|--6----.| |---1-2-3-|--4-------1-2-3-|--4-----| |---------|----------------|--------| Verse 1: I was a good dog today Dug a little bit deeper under the fence Protecting you from the cats next door Loud men coming to take the garbage away Use most of my tricks to keep them off balence Keep 'em from taking the whole house away Chorus: Dogs, dogs are people Got 'em trained pretty good Eats when he's hungry Drink water if wet tastes good Verse 2: I was a good dog today I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over Trying to keep my spine in line Feel my nose, it's cold and wet I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy Give him a dollar to pay for rent (Chorus) Jam over > Chorus (with different lyrics): Dogs, dogs are people Got 'em trained in school Sit up straight, boy You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool (Chorus)