woke up one sunday morning
decided to give my monkey a spank
mother said you know your boring
you just lay all day and wank
(bridge)
think i'll go and see
whats out there for me (X2)
(chours)
you hide behind your scraggy painted brick walls
what you gonna do when the only thing protecting you falls
sooner or later everyones gonna know your secret
that robin howlett from hartlepool has got sqeeky balls
(HOLD)
Verse 2
sqeeky balls is'nt all you got
you deaf as a post and you got cock rott
nothing but a failer your not going far
may aswell stick to nobbing your car
(bridge)
think i'll go and see
whats out there for me (X2)
(chours)
you hide behind your scraggy painted brick walls
what you gonna do when the only thing protecting you falls
sooner or later everyones gonna know your secret
that robin howlett from hartlepool has got sqeeky balls
(HOLD)