Stan The Man By: Adam Sandler This is a song that he played on the tonight show. If you want to enjoy. |--0--| |--0--| |--3--||--1--| |--1--| |--1--| |--0--||--1--| |--0--| |--2--| |--0--||--2--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--||--3--| |--3--| |--0--| |--2--||--3--| |--0--| |--0--| |--3--||--1--| Born in 1935 in Brooklyn New York The son of Anna and Phil At 19 years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his first Bloomingdales bill Right away they started on a family 3 smart kids popped out of mom's tummy But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat 9 months later, out came the dummy Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 pounds And was sweet as he was strong He was also known to be pretty well endowed But believe me he didn't pass that one along I did get grandma's ass though Oh, Stan the man was my hero With a golf swing that made men cry He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer Then I'd steal it so I could get high ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But he beat that habit out of me Oh, dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston park Thanks for telling me to always to punch a kid in the face If he made an anti-Semitic remark And say hi to both my grandmas and grandpas And tell my dog meatball I miss him so But most important dad, take advantage of being in heaven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Go bang Marilyn Monroe; Mom said its cool, just wear a raincoat Oh, Stan the man was my hero He still is and always will be Cause he didn't give too much of crap about nothing Except loving his family Oh, Stan the man is gone ~~~ But will always live on -Mike