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Rusty Chevrolet Tab

by Alan Jackson


This is 100% accurate!

Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), 

To the tune of Jingle bells.




Dashing through the snow
                   
In my rusty Chevrolet
		    
Down the road I go
                 
Sliding all the way

I need new piston rings
				
I need some new snow tires
               
My car is held together
				
By a piece of chicken wire

Chorus
  
Oh, rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away
			   
I light a match to see the dash
			   
And then I start to pray...

The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio's okay
		  
Oh, what fun it is to drive
		    
This rusty Chevrolet

Verse 2

I went to IGA
				
To get some Christmas cheer
			
I just patched up my left front tire
			     
And it's gettin' hard to steer

Skidding down the highway
		 
Right past the county cops
		    
I have to drag my swampers
		     
To get the car to stop

Verse 3

Bouncing through the snow drifts
			   
In a big, blue cloud of smoke
		  
People laugh as I drive by
			
I wonder what's the joke

I have to get to Wal-Mart
		  
To pick up my layaway
		
'Cause Santa's comin' soon
			  
In his big, old, rusty sleigh