<< Chorus 1 >> Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool I'm slurring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight Man oh man what a farging great night! Well I wake up the next morning and my brain is full of pain And I swear to God I will never drink again But six 'o' clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV So I call up all my buddies, and they come drink with me! << Chorus 2 >> Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Have a drink to your health Then go throw up on yourself Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! After six or seven pints I figured I was hosed So I had another five until the bar was closed Staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate When I woke up at sunset I was wearing what I ate I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw Peas and corn and bicycle parts and beef that still looked raw! I stumbled to the kitchen and I had myself a beer Alchohol, alchohol, you are a friend so dear! so << Chorus 3 >> Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink for England, drink for France Drink until you pee your pants! Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! Woke up at six PM I needed liquor and a friend So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of it's pen Drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games Then wandered out into the snow and tried to pee our names We staggered to a bar and we ordered up a pint The waiter said he couldn't, he said "we don't serve swine" The pig he punched the waiter grabbed the drinks then oinked to him That's the way you talk to my new best friend! << Chorus 4 >> Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall Me and the pig will drink 'em all Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh! << Chorus 5 >> Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me Drink with me, Drink with me C (strum only once and let ring) Don't pull all your bucks on ale F (strum only once and let ring) 'cause we got compact discs for sale Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!