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I Am Cow Tab

by Arrogant Worms


VERSE 1:
                  
I am cow, hear me moo
                         
I weigh twice as much as you
                          
And I look good on a barbeque
          
Yoghurt, curd cream and butters
                            
Made from liquids from my udders
                                
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo…

VERSE 2:
                  
I am cow, eating grass
                         
Methane gas comes out my ass
                          
And out my muzzle when I belch
         
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
                         
From the outcome of my dinner
                                 
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas…

VERSE 3:
                  
I am cow, here I stand
                        
Far and wide upon this land
                      
And I am living everywhere
      
From B.C. to Newfoundland
                           
You can squeeze my tits by hand
                               
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!


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