1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 And 6 is afraid of 7 Cause 7 ate 9 Nine was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9? Nobody knows. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 No Chords What about 9? Seven ate nine! Oh the cat'll have to live with eight lives now Ronaldo will have to make do Ever since seven ate 9 it seems Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too Seven ate nine! Once upon a time in our solar system We couldn't make do without 9 But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do fine. Oh the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now And the Chinese will be out of luck Vampires will have to think of some other method Cause without their canines, how will they suck? Seven ate nine! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 No Chords What about nine? Seven ate nine! Seven ate nine! Seven ate nine! Seven ate nine!