I saw a couple of chord sheets for this, but they seemed a little off (or used a capo).
don't think you need the capo.
Standard Tuning
Intro (I'm 99% sure these intro chords are correct,but they might be altered ie 9ths or
or something)
x2
I'm a kid in a candy store
Am D (with some Dsus4 and Dsus2 in there)
I'm a bull in a china shop
I'm a tired old metaphor
For everything you can't afford
And everything you can't afford to be
I'm a public embarrassment
I'm a bottle of diet poison
I'm a walking advertisement
For everything I never meant
And everything I never meant to be
Chorus
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
I'm the reason I don't go out
I'm afraid I might tell me something
I'm the shadow of every doubt
I'm the product this song's about
I'm the product this song's about to be
Chorus
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
x2
Bridge
Every morning
Since I was born
It's been hard to look in the mirror
And see my face for the horns
All the fun that the law allows
All the fun but with half the meaning
Come on over, I'll show you how
If you lived here you'd be home by now
If you still lived here you'd be home now with me
Chorus
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
Outro (same as intro)