Standard Tuning (EGBDAE). No Capo Necessary.
Here is the melody. My version is in the key of F. I think you'll be able to work out the rhythm on your own.
E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-1-----1--r--1-----1--r--3--1--------------------|
G|----2-----e-----2-----e--------3--2--0--2--3-----|
D|----------s-----------s--------------------------|
A|----------t-----------t--------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|
B|-------1-------------------------1---r----|
G|-2--3-------------------0--2--3------e----|
D|----------3--3-3-3---3---------------s----|
A|-------------------------------------t----|
E|------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
B|-1-------------------------------|
G|----0--0--3--2--0----------------|
D|-------------------3-------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
I also worked out an emotional ballad version of this song, which is always good for a few laughs. Play it slowly and exagerrated and strum the chords as slow downstrokes.
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-1-----1---1-----1-----3--1-----------------------------|
G|----2--2------2--2-----2-----3--2--0--2--3--------------|
D|-------3---------2-----0-----------------3--------------|
A|-----------------0-----------------------4--------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
F Am Dm BbM
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------1------------------------1-----1-----------------|
G|-2--3--2---------------0--2--3--2-----2--0--0--3--------|
D|-------2--3--3-3-3--3-----------2-----2-----------------|
A|-------0--5---------------------0-----0-----------------|
E|----------5---------------------------------------------|
Am Dm Am Am
E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-2--0------------|
D|-2-----3---------|
A|-0-----5---------|
E|-------5---------|
Am Dm