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All U Can Eat Tab

by Ben Folds


          
So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant

             
What do you think they weigh?

          
Look out the window to the parking lot


at their SUVs taking all of the space


                   
They give no fuck, they talk as loud as they want

                   
They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them


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Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

      
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

         
Talk about the state of this great nation of ours

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People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right


                    
They give no fuck, they buy as much as they want

                    
They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them


piano solo)
                   
                   


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So I look at the people lining up for plastic

        
I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic

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Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

          
With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose


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See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate

        
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

            
God made us number one cause he loves us the best


Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest


        

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Just so everyone can see

        

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We've eaten all that we can eat