...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES...
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by Ben Folds Five
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*from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)*
(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)
*CAPO 2nd FRET*
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Intro:
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Verse 1:
September '75, I was 47 inches high,
Mom said by Christmas I would have.
A badass mother G.I. Joe,
For your little minds to blow,
I still got beat up after class, yeah.
Chorus 1:
Now I'm big and im-portant,
One angry dwarf and,
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
If you really want to see me,
Check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do.
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
Verse 2:
Don't give me that bullshit;
That bullshit you know who I am,
I'm your nightmare little man,
Vic, you stole my lunch money; made me cry.
Jane, remember Second Grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face,
Rather than kiss me,
You said you'd rather die.
Chorus 2:
Now I'm big and im-portant,
One angry dwarf and,
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
If you really want to see me,
Check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do.
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
Piano Solo:
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Bridge:
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You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You shouldn't push me around,
'Cos I will, yes I will.
You will be sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You will be sorry.
Chorus 4:
Now I'm big and im-portant,
One angry dwarf and,
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
If you really want to see me,
Check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do.
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
Coda:
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.
September '75, I was 57 inches high.
September '75, September '75.
Outro:
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