The Perfect woman, by Bo Burnham
Capo on first
Intro
She was the perfect woman
in every single way
she made the sun shine brighter
and all my cares go away
She was the perfect woman
she was a gourmet chef
they say that love is blind
well, it's allso death
Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman
and noone understands
just how talented
she was with her hands
God made her the perfect woman
I was the finishing touch
she was the perfect woman
she didnt talk so much
she wanted to name the kids
so I finally let her
it turned out horrible
she could have done better
but i guess it was allright
we had a boy and a girl
just me and Helen
Arhar and Earl
Cuz Helen Keller was a miricorker(??)
I was a oneman show
I could walk around the house naked
she wouldn't even know
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
i was her only need
she didn't mind the sits on my ass
it gave her more to read
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red moise and ivy
she read acney
she read her bees
she read it all
she read goosebumbs
she read blisters
even read a basketball
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
but i dont think she cared
I played this song for her
she just sad there and stared
she was still my perfect woman
i was sort of a mess
i asked her to mary me
she said "yeaoheh!"
Im going to hell
My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics..
I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out.
Enjoy!