Bob Snider Sittin in the kitchen is what I like to do from Caterwaul & Doggerel Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite thing to do I said, Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite thing to do Well you can dine at the ritz you can lie on the beach but I like everything right in reach I said, Sittin in the kitchen thats what I like to do Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite place to be lookin out the window, admiring the scenery you got a smoke stack here, ventlator there television areals every where else Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite where I like to be my little kitchen has every thing I re-quire its got a pot and a stove, and a light bulb hangin on a wire I got meat balls simmerin, the lights on low cause I got myself a dimmer and an even glow I said, Sittin in the kitchen, you can?t beat that for nothin I usta have a room full of chickens come home to roost I never have to go far to cook my goose Well I?d stay there till the cows come too but if they look in the refridgerator they?ll beat me black an blue I said, Sittin in the kitchen thats what I like to do I thought of going out once but I threw a party instead we had dancing in the livin room , coats all on the bed well Laurence played the music and I played the hoze didn?t have to leave the place like most Sittin in the kitchen thats where I was all night long there was a time when I roamed this here land it was philis, post falls, peter and hand to hand it was rain & sleet & ferignhite & celcius I didn't have a kitchen so I used sombody else-cious Well, Sittin in the kitchen I never get tired of that Well I was sittin in the kitchen walin on the old guitar I?m thinkin of becoming the worlds most famous rock n roll star well I 'd give it a shot loose all wind but I dont think I can fit everybody in cause sittin in the kitchenm is the only place I'd want to do somethin like that Well Sittin in the kitchen all I want on my plate is chow I 'm wishin I was Sittin in my kitchen right about now I'll pick up a pizza from a joint up the street cause I hate to cook but I love to eat Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite thing I can even hear the telephone ring ..sometimes Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite thing to do Sittin in the kitchen is my favorite thing to do