...I'M BORED... by Bonzo Dog Doodah Band ---------------......................... *from 'Gorilla' (1967)* *CAPO 3rd FRET* (Original Key: ) Intro: , , Verse 1: At the local dance, whilst posing by the door, A lady begged; "Would I come on the floor?" A-bove the band, my voice was heard, Quite suddenly, it had occured, to me...I'm bored! Chorus 1: I'm bored, with everything I touch and see, I'm bored, with expo-ses of LSD. I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP, (n.) And so I roar...(shoo-be-do-be-do); I'm bored. Interlude: Verse 2: Drinking different coloured wines or beers, (Chug--lug-chug--lug), Just quite frankly leaves me bored to, (n.) Tears for souvenirs... And quite apart from what one hears, I've been like this for years and years, you see?...en-nui. Chorus 2: I'm bored, with Mother Nature or her son, I'm bored, with every-thing that should be done. And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and... (n.) (*Raspberry*)...I'm bored. Bridge 1: I'm tired of art! (Drawing bored), Sex is a drag! (In a boreding house, I daresay). Awk! Australians bore me! (You mean the A-bore-iginals, don't you?) (n.) I'm bored to death! (Like mortar bored!) Break: (n.) I am bored, I am bored... (Repeat many times, in a Round) (n.) This is boredom you can afford from Cyril Bored. Interlude: Verse 3: I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made, I'm just a nasty, narrow-minded jade. Don't think that I will smile at it; (n.) I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite, I'll say... I'm bored! Chorus 3: I'm bored, with with-it men in spotty ties, Who hum, (Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm), Tiresome tunes like Eidelweiss. (n.) I'm bored, and when I hear it in a trice, I shout; I'm bored! Coda: The only thing that ever interests me... Is ME! (Me! Me! Me! Me!)... (Repeat 'me's' to Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x68686 323000 032010 032310 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 133211 xx1212 x02210 xx0212