Intro: e|-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0--0-3-3------------------------------------------------| B|-3-3-3--2-2--2/3-3-3--2-2-2------------------------------------------------| G|-x-x-x--x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x------------------------------------------------| D|-2-2-2--2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2------------------------------------------------| A|-2-2-2--2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2--------------------------------------------------| E|-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0--------------------------------------------------| Repeat Verse: Crane, Crane, your going insane You can't have sex with everyone you see It's just not right And clink, clink, what did you think Driving to the airport in a rented car with blood Chorus: Syndication never hurt so bad It's always pleasant at the mall Your mutilation really made me sad Your still a hero to us all