Song: Lance Band: The Dandy Warhols Ok, so heres the chords, which is basically all the song, for 'Lance', which is a re-worked version of an old b-side track called 'Retarded' Heres the strumming pattern thats used throughout the song: () () () () e|--0---0---0-----3---3---0-----0---0---0-----0---0---0---0-----------| B|--0---0---0-----3---3---0-----2---2---0-----1---1---1---0-----------| G|--1---1---0-----0---0---0-----2---2---0-----0---0---0---0-----------| D|--2---2---0-----0---0---0-----2---2---0-----2---2---2---0-----------| A|--2---2---0-----2---2---0-----0---0---0-----3---3---3---0-----------| E|--0---0---0-----3---3---0-----0---0---0-----------------0-----------| Intro: (times 2) (times 4) Verse One: I really might seem retarded, But I really want to see you again. I want nothing but to be your friend ( ) times 4 So I can see you again. Verse two (as verse one) If I feel a bit disregarded, Don't think I need you to attend. Or you to condescend, So I can see you again. Bridge: (times three) (times 4) Hey, I think, like a fool, That you can trust your friends Or you can fuck your friends. ( ) times 3 I don't. Hey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ah ah aaaah aaaah aaaah E G (repeat to fade) Enjoy......great if you can get some one playing the Korg line underneath it too;)