Cold Beer & Cigarettes (The Devil Is Beating His Wife) in the key dave is playing it live now (as of early '07) Intro: *(xxx120) A white ghost making his way up the west coast trying to focus his * High hopes on a vagina or two, he's taking his chances Meanwhile back in his living room bright smiles are watching his toddler run * Speed trials over grandmother's rug, and nature advances Verse pt. 2 Up the interstate, he's been awake and pretty drunk for three whole days No one wants to stop until they get to where they're going I'll get to where Iím going pretty soon Chorus So he takes another drink cause watching the scenery bleed Into each similar scene isn't as sweet as it had been in his dreams It's faster to buy cigarettes and some cold beer if you don't rattle the Cashier by asking her back to your room, she's calling security The car's on fire in the parking lot and nobody wants it to rain But God isn't listening, so all the windshield's glisten The water and oil mix causing the fire to spread to five or six Innocent automobiles sitting in their nearby spot, what a cruel God we've got Right on, etc. So he takes another drink cause watching the formula bleed Into each similar theme isn't as sweet as it had been in his dreams