I'm having a party but you're not invited Pizza and fizzy-pop it's all so exciting Sardines and musical chairs What a shame that you're not here /A Cos you're not my friend anymore You've made your position quite clear from your distance What crime have I done that negates my existence? Me and all of my other chums Will sit and talk 'bout your smelly bum /A Cos youre not my friend anymore We'll have phe---asant And everyone leaves with a pre-e-esent Kisses and hugs it's so pleasant Peaceful, and I I hate you, I hope that you die I'm having a party and I hope that you know this Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice All of the stupid things you've done I know and I'm telling everyone Cos you're not my best friend anymore (x2) (x2) And tomorrow I will buy a new friend From the new friend shop Cos my friend you are not - And I hate you as much as I miss you